Current Art up for Barter:

Advice From My Transgender Dad

Mom, dad, whatever you call them, you can learn a lot from them. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Advice From My Transgender Dad

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Purses, Purses, Purses.

Three new purses for your girl (or murses for you). (Retail $250-$300)

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Let’s Focus on the Unattainable

Let’s Focus on the Unattainable

Ever wondered what Richard Nixon would look like with a giant head in a strawberry field? Me too.

$300 Paid Social

$300 Paid Social

Get your promo on son.

Thomas

Thomas

Inventor of the dumbwaiter, Minister to France, writer of the Declaration of Independence, and one mischievous redheaded dude. Acrlyic and…

Longboards

Longboards

Put your feet on them, then roll around. You'll like it.

Jack

Jack

Ladies man, war hero, proven leader, and not-so-lucky Irishman, JFK was one for the ages. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Coffee Table

Coffee Table

A mid-century modern table that does a really, really, really, really fantastic job of holding coffee cups.

Puff Puff Pass

Puff Puff Pass

That’s what Simon says. Acrylic and ink on paper.

A Major Award

A Major Award

In 1956 there was no bigger thing taking place in the world than the bowling championship in Kansas City, KA. These are facts. This is your chance to own a piece of history.

Anxiety

Anxiety

No need for meds, just embrace it. All of it. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Sieben Edition Shoes

Sieben Edition Shoes

These shoes were my signature shoe with Converse back in 2008. Time to get retro.

James

James

By penning The Constitution he proved that short people have something to offer the world too. By wearing this shirt…

A Telescope

A Telescope

It's the real deal.

Alexander

Alexander

He may not have known his story would become a Broadway sensation, but he had to have expected some future…

An S Load of Gnocchi

An S Load of Gnocchi

Just got back from a weeklong cooking class in Italy. I made this. You will like.

Wrestling Buddies

Wrestling Buddies

Amateur wrestling just requires some body oil and white tighties. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Josh Row Prints

Josh Row Prints

Two prints from the legend himself, me, Josh Row.

Woodrow

Woodrow

President of both Princeton University and the US of A, but despite what his shirt might lead you to think,…

Bose Headphones

Bose Headphones

Cancel out work, kids, the wife, or cancel out your whole damn life if you want. Just 'cause you can.

Who Fart’d?

Who Fart’d?

Leave it to Martin Van Buren to live in a world of stench. Acrylic and ink on paper.

100% Nostalgia

100% Nostalgia

Billy Ripken "Fuck Face" card, Adam Bomb Garbage Pail Kid card, vintage Pro Wrestling zine, Wayne's World cap, and a variety of gin to wash it down with.  

Hustle Hard

Hustle Hard

A valuable lesson you’re never too young to learn. Acrylic and ink on canvas.

Erro Wifi + Scotch

Erro Wifi + Scotch

The only thing that makes streaming videos in your home better is streaming videos in your home drunk.

The Optimist

The Optimist

Hope in all that is good comes from the top down. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Michael Hsiung Original

Michael Hsiung Original

From...you guessed it, Michael Hsiung. And btw, who doesn't love a couple dudes with some dogs?

Harriet

Harriet

The only railroad more amazing than one that is  underground, is one that is grand funk.

Father John Misty Tickets

Father John Misty Tickets

He's good. You should take these.

Vagabonds

Vagabonds

Just two lost dogs in the world. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Nike Dunks and Wii U

Nike Dunks and Wii U

Nike Dunks Benny Gold Edition, size 10 1/2. And wait, there's more. Wii U, I've actually never used it.  

Elvis

Elvis

The king of (hard) rock. Acrylic and ink on paper.

ArterBarter Identity Design

ArterBarter Identity Design

Just Smile and Wave

Just Smile and Wave

Life-changing advice. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Logo Design

Logo Design

I made this look cool because I am cool and I do cool stuff.

Mao

Mao

Communism. That is all. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Web Design

Web Design

When one builds a website that must consider how this thing will look. Hence this bid.

The Ultimate Real Deal

The Ultimate Real Deal

The potential for all the world’s former, current, and future problems would most likely have been found in the combined…

Paid Social

Paid Social

You might need this. Seriously.

The Chief

The Chief

Robert Parrish is a bad man. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Kyrie Shoes

Kyrie Shoes

Size 11, like new.

Abe

Abe

Black lives matter. ‘Nuff said. Acrylic and ink on paper.

$750 Web Development

$750 Web Development

Sort of important to building a site.

Made For Walking

Made For Walking

Road tested. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Green Jacket

Green Jacket

It also has a fur collar. Did I mention that?  

Nancy

Nancy

Nancy. Drugs. Need I say more? Acrylic and ink on paper.

wine - felicita old vine zin

wine – felicita old vine zin

Feli and i have made our own wine! old vine zinfandel (100 year old vines) from lodi, ca.

Wine-o

Wine-o

No one likes a wine snob. Literally no one. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Squeaky clean, new sneaks.

Squeaky clean, new sneaks.

Size 10 Nikes. You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it.

Mark

Mark

The O.G. of controversial lyrics. Acrylic and ink on paper.

A case of wine

A case of wine

Some good wine and bubbles in here. Be kind.

That Round Thing In Your Face…

That Round Thing In Your Face…

…You get sprung. Ink and acrylic on paper.

Travis Millard Original

Travis Millard Original

An original drawing from yours truly, Travis. 8x11, ink on paper.

George

George

The dollar bill, The General, The cutter-downer-of-cherry-trees, The O.G. POTUS. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Almost new clubs

Almost new clubs

These are my babies. But the kind of babies I'd be more than willing to get rid of and get new ones if I can get my hands on George.

Loaded Potassium

Loaded Potassium

Bananas are dangerous. Ink on paper.

Be nice or leave

Be nice or leave

This is an iconic dr. Bob original piece painted on plexi glass that has his famous "Be nice or leave" message.

Tonsillitis

Tonsillitis

Nothing to see here folks. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Denton Watts' Prints

Denton Watts’ Prints

From me, Denton Watts.

Business Casual

Business Casual

Big brains. Acrylic and ink on paper.

Be #1 While You Go #2

Be #1 While You Go #2

Everything you need for a successful morning trip to drop the kids off at the pool: a Nintendo 3DS equipped with Plants Vs. Zombies and Mariokart 7, a vanilla candle, a Sudoku workbook and a Renuzit Sensitive Scents scented gel in "Pure Ocean Breeze."

Learning to fly

Learning to fly

A Hat From The Left Coast

A Hat From The Left Coast

Wool, orange, it has as "C" on it, AND an "A" too.

Benji

Benji

He brought us the U.S. Postal Service and electricity, he had the mind of Edison and the physique of Jack…

Website Development

Website Development

Building a website doesn't pay for itself. At least, I assume it doesn't.